THE INDIAN MUSIC INDUSTRY RANT
Is it to hard to realize or is it me just fantasizing about this whole situation…. WHY THE FUCK DO WE HAVE SUCH A SHITTY MUSIC INDUSTRY????? India alone has over a billion people living in it…size of the industry to about Rs.670 crores (USD 149 million) . So it would really be a nut sack job if no 1 has ever thought about it… spilt into various parts now… lets go back when it all turned black and blue:
I remember how much I used to hate `90 Indian music scene… it was horrible, nitwitty and all the songs sounded the same. Not to mention the fact that this was probably when the whole Indian music scene went to a rubble. As most of you know.. the whole “music industry” in India is a huge asskisser of Bollywood. A assfart decides to direct a movie.. then within a span of 30 mins. (as it seems sitting at any1`s position), they infrastruct the whole music layout of the movie… probably containing 10 – 13 songs.. then a “music director” is hired who after giving much blowjobs to producers and directors gets his cut, money and an every long fame… what the fuck does he/she actually do anyway… “Arrange” music???? Are they orchestra fuelling masters??? Think about it for a moment.. what do they actually do.. they cant possibly create the “music” they cant play the million and 1 instrument which is laid down in a single Hindi album… how do they go about making it??? I really don’t get it… what I think they probably do is ... call a bunch of low lives who can formulate an orchestra (these days not needed). get them all together and tell them how “the feel” of the music should be like… but then again… I have taken intermediate classes in guitaring… and trust me…. working around a studio is not easy… but when I do actually explain this whole phenomenon to any of my non – Indian mates studying with me…. they all cant but agree….” If this is the case mate, then why doesn’t the film director tell those lowlife musicians how the “feel” is and they can come up with something”… ah but there not familiar with what that goes in thy Indian mentality phases. Reckon the director has a lotta money and pressure for the under world to do a dance no, a desi feel grove and a spontaneous rocking track… who better to get than the master music director for it who shits all day… prob. Smokes a big joint, finishes a bottle of old monk and then retires to home while the poor bastards labour for any stench of creativity.. and the hand all the finishing touches to be done by the M.D. who in act will take credit for it and earn millions more……..
THE REMIX INDUSTRY:
Hah… they call it a fuckin industry…. It is really fuckin huge… can u even think about how many versions… 1.1, 0.1 of “woh lamhe” had come out… there was a Christmas mix too… I really cannot understand how such limits can come into existence??? Have we lost all faith in any music creativity in the whole of India that we need to remix old cheesy songs for new cheesier ones??? I know there are songs coming up other than just “remix nos” but are they really needed and till what ground??? I am not much of a “party animal” and usually didn’t go to lotta Indian discs, but whenever I did... It was florted with those remix nos.. I can anticipate a remixer(not going to call him/her anything else) will probably back his creativity due to demand…. But is that how it works???
People buy what you give to them….. sooner or later no matter how shit it is… if u keep force feeding them as a “trend” they`ll get around it and end up loving it… not all people will understand why the remix industry is bad because I see it all form a musicians prospective… and I really feel what has happened is far worst than something just to pity for… we have a huge mass of talent not given way.. Just because people have stereotyped themselves…we could have been on a different level today and its all situational, because you and I didn’t take steps. That’s a common feel you can get form any musician who really does want music to survive in India would say years ago, but as I have timely but hardly realized is, change cannot be bought in small no`s but in huge… So as the “industry” booms…. The musicians cower in seasonal unemployment.
4 of the biggest Indian Music Cork suckers:
CHILD MOLESTER
4: Bappi Lehri: he trashed the music seen in the `80 with his comical songs and now he has returned. His return song was remix of his older song which I thought coundnt have sounded worst until the remixed was released. He apparently self titled himself as the “father of remix” and “… made music of today in the `80`s”
KILLERS RUNNING LOOSE!
3. Nadeem Shravan: apart form being murderers.. yeah we all know who killed that diude for a record deal and who needs to be “castrated”. I really haven’t heard a single ever good song by them.. all their songs sound like lullabies, eg. Bewaffaa ( ver 0.1, 0.2, etc). seriously don’t belong here or anywhere.
BASTARD
2. Harry Anand: with a name like a full barred Giglo you know that your in the right industry, after getting a deal done by “bade bhiya”. Harry Anand a.k.a shitface, has made some of the worst horrible remixes ever! Not to mention his voice sounds like a mule having a constipation and orgasm at the same time.
No Doubt!!!!
1. Anu Malik: The dufus! He wears the crown of bullshit music, vocals, direction, production, lyrics, you name it and you find the allocates with him. I seriously doubt that he has actually written any material by himself 100%, he single handed lifted “machine head” by deep purple and converted into “Akele ham akele tum”…
Is it to hard to realize or is it me just fantasizing about this whole situation…. WHY THE FUCK DO WE HAVE SUCH A SHITTY MUSIC INDUSTRY????? India alone has over a billion people living in it…size of the industry to about Rs.670 crores (USD 149 million) . So it would really be a nut sack job if no 1 has ever thought about it… spilt into various parts now… lets go back when it all turned black and blue:
I remember how much I used to hate `90 Indian music scene… it was horrible, nitwitty and all the songs sounded the same. Not to mention the fact that this was probably when the whole Indian music scene went to a rubble. As most of you know.. the whole “music industry” in India is a huge asskisser of Bollywood. A assfart decides to direct a movie.. then within a span of 30 mins. (as it seems sitting at any1`s position), they infrastruct the whole music layout of the movie… probably containing 10 – 13 songs.. then a “music director” is hired who after giving much blowjobs to producers and directors gets his cut, money and an every long fame… what the fuck does he/she actually do anyway… “Arrange” music???? Are they orchestra fuelling masters??? Think about it for a moment.. what do they actually do.. they cant possibly create the “music” they cant play the million and 1 instrument which is laid down in a single Hindi album… how do they go about making it??? I really don’t get it… what I think they probably do is ... call a bunch of low lives who can formulate an orchestra (these days not needed). get them all together and tell them how “the feel” of the music should be like… but then again… I have taken intermediate classes in guitaring… and trust me…. working around a studio is not easy… but when I do actually explain this whole phenomenon to any of my non – Indian mates studying with me…. they all cant but agree….” If this is the case mate, then why doesn’t the film director tell those lowlife musicians how the “feel” is and they can come up with something”… ah but there not familiar with what that goes in thy Indian mentality phases. Reckon the director has a lotta money and pressure for the under world to do a dance no, a desi feel grove and a spontaneous rocking track… who better to get than the master music director for it who shits all day… prob. Smokes a big joint, finishes a bottle of old monk and then retires to home while the poor bastards labour for any stench of creativity.. and the hand all the finishing touches to be done by the M.D. who in act will take credit for it and earn millions more……..
THE REMIX INDUSTRY:
Hah… they call it a fuckin industry…. It is really fuckin huge… can u even think about how many versions… 1.1, 0.1 of “woh lamhe” had come out… there was a Christmas mix too… I really cannot understand how such limits can come into existence??? Have we lost all faith in any music creativity in the whole of India that we need to remix old cheesy songs for new cheesier ones??? I know there are songs coming up other than just “remix nos” but are they really needed and till what ground??? I am not much of a “party animal” and usually didn’t go to lotta Indian discs, but whenever I did... It was florted with those remix nos.. I can anticipate a remixer(not going to call him/her anything else) will probably back his creativity due to demand…. But is that how it works???
People buy what you give to them….. sooner or later no matter how shit it is… if u keep force feeding them as a “trend” they`ll get around it and end up loving it… not all people will understand why the remix industry is bad because I see it all form a musicians prospective… and I really feel what has happened is far worst than something just to pity for… we have a huge mass of talent not given way.. Just because people have stereotyped themselves…we could have been on a different level today and its all situational, because you and I didn’t take steps. That’s a common feel you can get form any musician who really does want music to survive in India would say years ago, but as I have timely but hardly realized is, change cannot be bought in small no`s but in huge… So as the “industry” booms…. The musicians cower in seasonal unemployment.
4 of the biggest Indian Music Cork suckers:
CHILD MOLESTER
4: Bappi Lehri: he trashed the music seen in the `80 with his comical songs and now he has returned. His return song was remix of his older song which I thought coundnt have sounded worst until the remixed was released. He apparently self titled himself as the “father of remix” and “… made music of today in the `80`s”
KILLERS RUNNING LOOSE!
3. Nadeem Shravan: apart form being murderers.. yeah we all know who killed that diude for a record deal and who needs to be “castrated”. I really haven’t heard a single ever good song by them.. all their songs sound like lullabies, eg. Bewaffaa ( ver 0.1, 0.2, etc). seriously don’t belong here or anywhere.
BASTARD
2. Harry Anand: with a name like a full barred Giglo you know that your in the right industry, after getting a deal done by “bade bhiya”. Harry Anand a.k.a shitface, has made some of the worst horrible remixes ever! Not to mention his voice sounds like a mule having a constipation and orgasm at the same time.
No Doubt!!!!
1. Anu Malik: The dufus! He wears the crown of bullshit music, vocals, direction, production, lyrics, you name it and you find the allocates with him. I seriously doubt that he has actually written any material by himself 100%, he single handed lifted “machine head” by deep purple and converted into “Akele ham akele tum”…
posted by indian lucifer at 5:07 PM
3 Comments:
Haha. at itagain.. i love the way you rip apart everything 'indian'.. more we want more...
Maybe indian movies next eh? you've already done in the music industry.
Hah! great post.
nah mate...as it will require a lotta time which i dont have at the moment
but i`ll get somethin else soon! thats the devils promise
As always, you have smothered your 'targets' collective butts into their ugly faces ! Well done !! :-D
And finally I can leave comments here... yaaaeee...
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